| Dates make me laugh...
Blind dates are even funnier...
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| Well I'm back in Lincoln. I am sad to leave everyone behind. It's crazy how much I miss them and it's only been two days. I found out that I have another semester after this year I have to complete, that is if I take two summer courses. That really fucking sucks... I guess Joe and I will move in together later. I ran into Missy Grey tonight, that was really nice catching up. She has really grown into a beautiful woman. I hope I get to hang out with her more. Well I'm going back to bed. Peace out.
Signed,
The lonely dorm dweller.
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| Well, I am still having fun. I just feel like a pile of shit.
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| Okay so life just fucking slapped me in the face.
As I am sure most of you know, I have been pretty down lately. I guess I felt as though I should put validity in what some people said, Sarah *cough, but I saw a side in me tonight that I didn't think existed. Tonight I gambled and won BIG MONEY!!! and hung out with some awesome friends. Joel got off work and by chance, two girls from Marriott showed up. After hours party becomes the next hang out and an old crush becomes a reality. In the end, thank you Joel for pushing me into the best fucking kiss I have ever had. I can't wait until tomorrow. Have a good night folks. :D
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| One day a donkey fell into a well. The guy who owned it got pissed and thought for a while what he should do. He went over to his buddy's house and they decided to go throw dirt on it while telling it to stomp on the dirt so the donkey could use it as a ground elevator. They went back to the well and began to yell at the donkey and told it to use the dirt as a way of getting out. The donkey responded, "Hee-Haw Bpbpbbpbpbbp." The men were relieved it understood and began shoveling. After a while, they took a break from the hard work and yelled down at the donkey to see how it was doing. The donkey replied, ".............................." so both the men agreed that it must just be tired and taking a nap. They threw down a bottle of Mountain Dew down to the donkey in case if it wanted to hack when it woke up, then some ham. The men went home and also took a nap and one of them had a dream about clouds. The next day they went back to the well and was surprised that the Mountain Dew bottle wasn't thrown up out of the well. "That donkey really must not care about our environment very much" one of them said as the picked up their shovels and began dumping the dirt into the well again. After a few hours of digging, one of them looked into the well and noticed that it had been overflowing with dirt for about twenty minutes now and there was still no sign of the donkey. "Huh, hey Bert, can your donkey fly?" "Nah, I don't think so, it's never done it before." "Well, maybe it was an alien in a donkey's body observing and he just went home." "That's crazy, an alien donkey. I'm a lucky guy!"
They both went home happy knowing they had met some being not of this world.
Two weeks later, they were fined for filling the well with dirt, therefore ruining the town's main water supply, and also for animal abuse. Bert is in jail awaiting sentencing. He faces up to 2 years in prison.
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